Beiowulf or Wa / High School Age / Gender-curious Homosexual / ENFJ / Insane Fan of Many Things / Snarky Ass Bitch / Seperate blog for fandom material at: http://lovelymissnobody.tumblr.com/
This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
my dad just called me phil for literally no reason
how do you phil about it
im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lecture
It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is
wtf is this some kind of choclat bar
This object has killed over 400,000 people
oh my god.
WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW
I loved these things when I actually had a player. And could find them.
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
i fucking hated those things
Found the asexual
Tonight in Ferguson, Mo. Even CNN is calling out police brutality.
We are watching history unfold. Do not stand down. Spread the word.
No justice, no peace.
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”