1. collegehumor:

    This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

    Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

    Reblogged from: skylarwolf98
  2. belllaavitaaa:

    I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

    Reblogged from: wallflowering-wanderlusting
  3. 64px:

    ceeberoni:

    64px:

    my dad just called me phil for literally no reason

    how do you phil about it

    im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou

    Reblogged from: rawr-crazyotter
  4. chicagno:

    when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

    Reblogged from: nephilimgirlbooks
  5. i-dropped-the-cookies:

    ashashi-corner:

    ginathethundergoddess:

    yugichrist:

    xeppeli:

    leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

    reblogthings:

    image

    It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

    wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

    This object has killed over 400,000 people

    oh my god. 

    Guys.

    We’re old.

    WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

    *PANICS*

    I loved these things when I actually had a player. And could find them.

    Reblogged from: i-dropped-the-cookies
  6. asammyg:

    How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

    Reblogged from: wallflowering-wanderlusting
  7. sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

    itskaleena:

    whyiseveryonefalling:

    scotchcarousel:

    the-funkiest-penguin:

    friendly-pedophile:

    bellamyyoung:

    yourgayfriend:

    emisummerful:

    image

    You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

    image

    OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

    I did both…image

    i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

    You kinky son of a bitch.

    I used to step on mine until they exploded.

    image

    i fucking hated those things

    Found the asexual

    Reblogged from: nephilimgirlbooks
  8. Reblogged from: rawr-crazyotter
  9. marvelous-gallifrey:

spaceshp:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH

FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!
i have become that which i have hated…

    marvelous-gallifrey:

    spaceshp:

    harryfloorcorn:

    WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

    EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE BITCH

    FUCK YOU, I’M THE CUSTOMER!

    i have become that which i have hated…

    Reblogged from: freshfrenchtoast
  10. zodiacsociety:

KAMA SUTRA For Each Zodiac Sign!
How To Seduce Each Zodiac Sign
Zodiac Signs Being Drunk
If Each Zodiac Sign Was a Drug
    Reblogged from: zodiacsociety
  11. Reblogged from: skylarwolf98
  12. Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
    Reblogged from: foxicology
  13. cognitivedissonance:

    Tonight in Ferguson, Mo. Even CNN is calling out police brutality.

    We are watching history unfold. Do not stand down. Spread the word.

    No justice, no peace.

    Reblogged from: drinkyourfuckingmilk
  14. dajo42:

    whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

    Reblogged from: drinkyourfuckingmilk
  15. zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

    zodiacmind:

    Fun facts about your sign here

    Reblogged from: zodiacmind
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